Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Benji Dude wrote:It's a shame she hasn't got tits worth looking at.

If ever a "celeb" needed to get herself a boob job, Lilly is that celeb.

Are you serious? They're fine the way they are. I'd certainly like to get my hands on them. Fake boobs are gooseberry fool.

MCN wrote:
Benji Dude wrote:It's a shame she hasn't got tits worth looking at.

If ever a "celeb" needed to get herself a boob job, Lilly is that celeb.

Are you serious? They're fine the way they are. I'd certainly like to get my hands on them. Fake boobs are gooseberry fool.

Alright then, hormone supplements.

It's a shame she's such an epic banana split. If she wasn't I might be able to find her marginally attractive.

I would like to have sex with her.

Photek wrote:all the random fury members just got hard.

What?

Sod the tits... lookit those legs! :wub:

Benji Dude wrote:It's a shame she hasn't got tits worth looking at.

If ever a "celeb" needed to get herself a boob job, Lilly is that celeb.

Pretty much sums up the aspect of voiced public opinion that drives people in the spotlight to have severe body image issues, no?

Henke wrote:
Benji Dude wrote:It's a shame she hasn't got tits worth looking at.

If ever a "celeb" needed to get herself a boob job, Lilly is that celeb.

Pretty much sums up the aspect of voiced public opinion that drives people in the spotlight to have severe body image issues, no?

I'm not saying she needs a massive pair of silicone bags stuffed into her chest, just a little something to help boost the profile a bit.

And whats wrong with actual women? You know, the way they used to be before the days of surgery, botox and airbrushing?

What would you have done 40 years ago?

Bunni wrote:And whats wrong with actual women? You know, the way they used to be before the days of surgery, botox and airbrushing?

What would you have done 40 years ago?

I'd have been a serial rapist.
That's back when Women were real women, with curvy hips and natural looks.

o/

You just said you'd rape multiple women of a certain time period.

I don't think you're getting the high five.

LewisD wrote:
Bunni wrote:And whats wrong with actual women? You know, the way they used to be before the days of surgery, botox and airbrushing?

What would you have done 40 years ago?

I'd have been a serial rapist.
That's back when Women were real women, with curvy hips and natural looks.

o/

\o

I'll take curves over the rakes we get today everytime.

I don't get people on here.

Someone makes a thread about a pretty attractive woman, asking if she's hot or not, and all the cool kids on here who woulc clearly shag said woman in a heart beat, don their internet hard man goggles and denounce her as minging and say gooseberry fool like "she munts, I'd tell her to strawberry float off even if she offered it on a plate".

In comes Lily Allen, who is, let's face it, really not that great (face ain't great, massive strawberry floating legs, gooseberry fool tits, rubbish hair, etc) and people fall head over heels for her.

Crazy.

jamcc wrote:I don't get people on here.

Someone makes a thread about a pretty attractive woman, asking if she's hot or not, and all the cool kids on here who woulc clearly shag said woman in a heart beat, don their internet hard man goggles and denounce her as minging and say gooseberry fool like "she munts, I'd tell her to strawberry float off even if she offered it on a plate".

In comes Lily Allen, who is, let's face it, really not that great (face ain't great, massive strawberry floating legs, gooseberry fool tits, rubbish hair, etc) and people fall head over heels for her.

Crazy.

FWIW, I'm pretty consistent. I "would" pretty much anyone posted.

Benji Dude wrote:
LewisD wrote:
Bunni wrote:And whats wrong with actual women? You know, the way they used to be before the days of surgery, botox and airbrushing?

What would you have done 40 years ago?

I'd have been a serial rapist.
That's back when Women were real women, with curvy hips and natural looks.

o/

\o

I'll take curves over the rakes we get today everytime.

But she has gooseberry fool curves - her body is totally out of proportion..

MCN - yeah, you weren't part of my target audience.

jamcc wrote:In comes Lily Allen, who is, let's face it, really not that great (face ain't great, massive strawberry floating legs, gooseberry fool tits, rubbish hair, etc) and people fall head over heels for her.

Crazy.

See, I think you're crazy here, McCormickja.
She doesn't have "Massive strawberry floating legs". She has normal legs... the correct shape, length and 'thickness' (for want of a better word). And they look soft as butter :wub:

They are the sort of legs that most women should have.

I mean, look:

Rubix78 wrote:

strawberry floating great legs on her.

Plus, I saw her on TV a while back and her legs looked unarguably gargantuan. Whatever, some photo's will make 'em look okay and some will do the opposite. I still stand by my original post.

I'd love to have those wrapped around my waist.

They look like fine child bearing hips to me.

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