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Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:24 pm
by Tragic Magic
A girl at work is constantly going on about Jade Goody and says that she'll actually cry when Jade dies.
It's highly irritating though, how much people go on about it at work. "It's sooooo sad" they all say, all the time, every day.
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:25 pm
by ~Earl Grey~
How are they going to make someone lying motionless on a bed entertaining? Are they gonna have her ECG on the screen so we can watch it fade away to the Countdown music or something?
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:26 pm
by Skarjo
Tragic Magic wrote:A girl at work is constantly going on about Jade Goody and says that she'll actually cry when Jade dies.
Come on, is
no one going to make the 'one of laughter' joke?
No one?
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:26 pm
by Jimmy Shedders
~Earl Grey~ wrote:How are they going to make someone lying motionless on a bed entertaining? Are they gonna have her ECG on the screen so we can watch it fade away to the Countdown music or something?
It'll fade to a silent clock, which conveniently will be right at the end of that hour.
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:30 pm
by ~Earl Grey~
I wonder if she'll say weird delirious things when she dies. Timothy Leary had his death taped and apparently he keeps saying "Beautiful" and "Why not?"
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:44 pm
by Mockmaster
This seems like one huge parody. Are we really living this?
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:47 pm
by Gario
Jimmy Shedders wrote:~Earl Grey~ wrote:How are they going to make someone lying motionless on a bed entertaining? Are they gonna have her ECG on the screen so we can watch it fade away to the Countdown music or something?
It'll fade to a silent clock, which conveniently will be right at the end of that hour.
They're giving her a silent clock like the people who die in 24?!
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:49 pm
by ~Earl Grey~
Duduh! Duduh! Duduluduh! Boooooooooo!
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:50 pm
by Gario
"Friends and family surrounding Jade at her hospital bed, please do not swear."
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:51 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Gario wrote:"Friends and family surrounding Jade at her hospital bed, please do not swear."
"Ah strawberry float, I can't believe she's done this."
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:55 pm
by Gario
Also, Jade's mum is the most vile creature I have ever seen. The sort of beast who would eat cigarette sandwiches and leave the crusts on a baby's face.
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:57 pm
by ~Earl Grey~
Jacqkeieye (or however you spell it).
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:58 pm
by Zellery
Does she really have enough fans to warrant giant screens being erected outside?
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:59 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Next thing you know people will start campaigning for her to be buried in Westminster Abbey.
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:03 pm
by Peter Crisp
This just shows how bad the celebrity culture has become. We hardly hear of the death of people that really make a difference such as prize winning Scientists but Celebrity's get people out in hordes.
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:04 pm
by Pez
So where is the source? I don't see a source?
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:04 pm
by Godzilla
I can see the Government getting in on this and trying to link a policy with it. "Jade's Law - the right of every chubby lass who goes bald to get a free makeover and day out at Chessington World of Adventure"
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:07 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Peter Crisp wrote:This just shows how bad the celebrity culture has become. We hardly hear of the death of people that really make a difference such as prize winning Scientists but Celebrity's get people out in hordes.
Science needs an equivalent of Heat magazine. It'd be a right laugh...
"
Cringe! Craig Venter and Michael Bloomberg turn up at Larry Brilliant's birthday party in almost identical outfits!"
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:09 pm
by SEP
Alvin Flummux wrote:Peter Crisp wrote:This just shows how bad the celebrity culture has become. We hardly hear of the death of people that really make a difference such as prize winning Scientists but Celebrity's get people out in hordes.
Science needs an equivalent of Heat magazine. It'd be a right laugh...
"
Cringe! Craig Venter and Michael Bloomberg turn up at Larry Brilliant's birthday party in almost identical outfits!"
They could call it "Thermal Energy Transfer" magazine!
Re: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:13 pm
by Gario
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