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Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:05 pm
by chalkitdown
My absolute favourite moment of the show.
*Barry Zuckerkorn pull up next to a hooker at a street corner.*
Barry: You're not one of those guys who likes to dress up as women, are you?
Hooker: No baby, I'm the real d...
*Barry speeds off*
I love Henry Winkler.
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:21 pm
by Knoyleo
No bees!
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:22 pm
by Stez
She calls it a mayonegg!
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:24 pm
by Jimmy Shedders
Michael: We need to speak to you about getting a divorce for Gob.
Barry: Well, I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I?
Michael: Actually, she died.
Barry: You're kidding me. I've been taking credit for that for years!
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:29 pm
by Christopher
Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Fünke: It's out of context.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard.
Gob: Tell you what we're gonna do: "Rock Paper Scissors" for it.
Michael: No, no I'm not...
Gob: One, two, three. Paper covers rock.
Michael: It is a rock, though. Should beat everything.
Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. It's kind of like on a boat with "Women and children first." I mean, why should they...
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:38 pm
by Cuttooth
Stez wrote:She calls it a mayonegg!
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:44 pm
by BobbyDigital
chalkitdown wrote:My absolute favourite moment of the show.
*Barry Zuckerkorn pull up next to a hooker at a street corner.*
Barry: You're not one of those guys who likes to dress up as women, are you?
Hooker: No baby, I'm the real d...
*Barry speeds off*
I love Henry Winkler.
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:57 pm
by Drawlight
Gee, am I really gonna take a wizz through a five-thousand-dollar suit? C'mon!
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:58 pm
by Hexx
That's not a Vulvo...
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:59 pm
by Cuttooth
Hexx wrote:That's not a Vulvo...
Glad I didn't spring for colour.
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 3:01 pm
by Drawlight
No, it's supposed to say 'Tobias' Queen Mary'
Hmm, I supposed I could paint over the 'Mary'.
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 3:18 pm
by Jango
Micheal: Well, it’s really not that simple. You’d have to submit a resume...
Tobias: Booya!
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 3:47 pm
by Jango
Publicist: There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town.
Tobias Fünke: Well, that leaves me out.
[silence, everyone stares]
Tobias Fünke: She did say single, right? I-I-I thought she said single.
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:25 pm
by JK
The fact that you call it that just proves to me that you're not ready.
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:29 pm
by Cuttooth
Reporter: Where's Earl Milford?
GOB: I don't know, alright? I put him in a box. I didn't kill him alright? And don't edit this for your broadcast so it looks like I'm screaming:
News Report: "I killed Earl Milford!" Startling confession, tonight at 11.
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:35 pm
by Drawlight
George Michael: Nice plant, Anne!
Michael: Ok, why don't you and Plant wait in the car?
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:39 pm
by Cuttooth
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12... Love is in air!
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:45 pm
by The People's ElboReformat
"These are lawyers. That's Latin for liar."
"And now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord.""
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:54 pm
by JK
Family love Michael!
Re: I've made a huge mistake
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:12 pm
by Cuttooth
Yeah, I strawberry floated Nashbagerlajam.