I've made a huge mistake

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chalkitdown
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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by chalkitdown » Wed May 27, 2009 2:05 pm

My absolute favourite moment of the show.

*Barry Zuckerkorn pull up next to a hooker at a street corner.*
Barry: You're not one of those guys who likes to dress up as women, are you?
Hooker: No baby, I'm the real d...
*Barry speeds off*

:lol:

I love Henry Winkler.

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Knoyleo » Wed May 27, 2009 2:21 pm

No bees!

pjbetman wrote:That's the stupidest thing ive ever read on here i think.
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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Stez » Wed May 27, 2009 2:22 pm

She calls it a mayonegg!

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Jimmy Shedders » Wed May 27, 2009 2:24 pm

Michael: We need to speak to you about getting a divorce for Gob.

Barry: Well, I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I?

Michael: Actually, she died.

Barry: You're kidding me. I've been taking credit for that for years!

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Christopher » Wed May 27, 2009 2:29 pm

Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Fünke: It's out of context.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard.


Gob: Tell you what we're gonna do: "Rock Paper Scissors" for it.
Michael: No, no I'm not...
Gob: One, two, three. Paper covers rock.
Michael: It is a rock, though. Should beat everything.
Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. It's kind of like on a boat with "Women and children first." I mean, why should they...

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Cuttooth » Wed May 27, 2009 2:38 pm

Stez wrote:She calls it a mayonegg!


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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by BobbyDigital » Wed May 27, 2009 2:44 pm

chalkitdown wrote:My absolute favourite moment of the show.

*Barry Zuckerkorn pull up next to a hooker at a street corner.*
Barry: You're not one of those guys who likes to dress up as women, are you?
Hooker: No baby, I'm the real d...
*Barry speeds off*

:lol:

I love Henry Winkler.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Drawlight » Wed May 27, 2009 2:57 pm

Gee, am I really gonna take a wizz through a five-thousand-dollar suit? C'mon!

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Hexx
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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Hexx » Wed May 27, 2009 2:58 pm

That's not a Vulvo...

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Cuttooth » Wed May 27, 2009 2:59 pm

Hexx wrote:That's not a Vulvo...


Glad I didn't spring for colour.

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Drawlight » Wed May 27, 2009 3:01 pm

No, it's supposed to say 'Tobias' Queen Mary'

Hmm, I supposed I could paint over the 'Mary'.

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Jango » Wed May 27, 2009 3:18 pm

Micheal: Well, it’s really not that simple. You’d have to submit a resume...

Tobias: Booya!

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Jango » Wed May 27, 2009 3:47 pm

Publicist: There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town.
Tobias Fünke: Well, that leaves me out.
[silence, everyone stares]
Tobias Fünke: She did say single, right? I-I-I thought she said single.

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by JK » Wed May 27, 2009 4:25 pm

The fact that you call it that just proves to me that you're not ready.

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Cuttooth » Wed May 27, 2009 4:29 pm

Reporter: Where's Earl Milford?

GOB: I don't know, alright? I put him in a box. I didn't kill him alright? And don't edit this for your broadcast so it looks like I'm screaming:

News Report: "I killed Earl Milford!" Startling confession, tonight at 11.

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Drawlight » Wed May 27, 2009 4:35 pm

George Michael: Nice plant, Anne!

Michael: Ok, why don't you and Plant wait in the car?

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Cuttooth » Wed May 27, 2009 4:39 pm

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12... Love is in air!

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by The People's ElboReformat » Wed May 27, 2009 4:45 pm

"These are lawyers. That's Latin for liar."

"And now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord.""

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by JK » Wed May 27, 2009 4:54 pm

Family love Michael!

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PostRe: I've made a huge mistake
by Cuttooth » Wed May 27, 2009 5:12 pm

Yeah, I strawberry floated Nashbagerlajam.


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