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[GRWC8] Ghost Warriors - The Game [Review]

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:45 am
by A.I.
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WITHDRAWN FROM COMPETITION - DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS.

Anonymous? wrote:Ghost Warriors - The Game

As we eagerly await the release of the eagerly anticipated movie Ghost Warriors, we recently sat down and eagerly played through the console adaptation, Ghost Warriors - The Game. The game will be released on Wii, Playstation 3 and XBox 360, so start eagerly saving if you want to buy all 3 versions! Maybe you could sell an eagle to raise some money, but that just raises further questions of whether you can turn profit buying and selling birds of prey.

The game is completely different on each console. The 360 box just contains a circular piece of paper with "Mud Mint" written on it in red ink. The PS3 one is just as pointless; it contains some tic-tacs sellotaped together and a tiny cap fit for no man. Only the Wii version is an actual videogame, so apologies for misleading you earlier, you won't need to sell your eagle after all. KEEP YOUR EAGLES PEOPLE! SQUAWK!

Anyway, on with the review. The game contains some nifty motion controls that will have you eagerly (squawk!) awaiting a sequel. Flick your wrist and the Ghost Warrior in your control will run off a bridge. Point the Wiimote upwards and he will jump off a bridge. Shake the nunchuk and he will chokeslam your Commander off a bridge, then jump off after him. In fact, every single control in the game results in at least one of your Ghost Warriors plummeting from Truncus Bridge, the location of the first, and only, level.

The plot of the movie is pretty much ignored, as are many of the main characters and locations. In fact, this game has nothing to do with the Ghost Warriors movie whatsoever. Nonetheless, it's an excellent adventure piece that should have you entertained for upwards of 40 minutes. Multiplayer and online modes are a great addition, despite the fact that when you select either on the menu it only shows Beppe from Eastenders saying "Leave it out!" and shuts down your console.

9/10


Disqualified! Reason: Not a real videogame and NOT Anonymous! Hello RogueLeader! :lol:

All comments and feedback welcome though. Thank you.

Re: [GRWC8] Ghost Warriors - The Game [Review]

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:17 am
by Clarkman
:lol: It's the ramblings of a man on acid.

Re: [GRWC8] Ghost Warriors - The Game [Review]

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:10 am
by Yardbird
Anonymous? wrote:despite the fact that when you select either on the menu it only shows Beppe from Eastenders saying "Leave it out!"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Vote +1.

Re: [GRWC8] Ghost Warriors - The Game [Review]

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:07 pm
by Spindash
I'd have voted for it. :lol:

Re: [GRWC8] Ghost Warriors - The Game [Review]

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:56 pm
by Loire
So many laughs :lol:! Quality.

Re: [GRWC8] Ghost Warriors - The Game [Review]

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:02 pm
by Pilch
Loire wrote:So many laughs :lol:! Quality.


That.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Love you, RL.

Re: [GRWC8] Ghost Warriors - The Game [Review]

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:12 pm
by LewisD
Ah Rogue Leader... what a guy! :D

Re: [GRWC8] Ghost Warriors - The Game [Review]

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:35 pm
by Hero of Canton
I find RogueLeader's stuff to be hit and miss, but this is genuinely brilliant.

will have you eagerly (squawk!)


I spit my drink down my t-shirt at that point. :lol:

Re: [GRWC8] Ghost Warriors - The Game [Review]

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:59 pm
by Oblomov Boblomov
"Disqualified! Reason: not a real video game..."

:lol:

Re: [GRWC8] Ghost Warriors - The Game [Review]

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:35 am
by more heat than light
:lol:

This is actually amazing.

Re: [GRWC8] Ghost Warriors - The Game [Review]

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:47 am
by Bigerich
:lol: :lol: :lol: