UPDATE
Last night I spent a good ten minutes sitting on the floor before I went to bed, breathing slowly with my eyes closed. I didn't achieve enligtenment but I did feel more relaxed. Two more nights of that and I'll have a
Task GET! presumably, unless Taskmaster has any problems with it not being an 'official' method as mentioned on his 'website' 'earlier'.
New item of clothing is forthcoming.
My proposed six degrees of seperation task begins with Jean Reno, because he's
way cooler than Kevin Bacon. I've just been to HMV and have raped their DVD Sales aisle, so now have with me some top notch disc-based entertainment to keep me occupied over the coming days.
Creative writing... I'll get back to you on that one.
For the landmark, I stood and admired the
Wheel of Sheffield this afternoon (basically exactly the same as the London Eye except with more whippets and flat caps) - unfortunately budgetary issues prevented me from boarding. Is this sufficient for a
Task GET!?
For the seven deadly scenes task I thought I'd include all the odds and sods around in my room. So, here they are then, the seven deadly scenes...
GREED
Little Blue Man gets trapped in a bottle full of coppers.
GLUTTONY
Little Blue Man gets trapped in a similar bottle, this time filled with jeslly beans. He never learns.
PRIDE
Monkey won something. Monkey won't stop showing off his medal.
ENVY
Pink Spikey Thing wants Monkey's medal but he is not worthy.
SLOTH
Little Blue Man can't be arsed to do anything productive with his day so just hangs around and plays N64.
LUST
Little Blue Man experiments with auto-erotic asphyxiation whilst being sucked off by a frog.
WRATH
Little Blue Man gets taken out by an unknown assassin.