GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

Have West Ham tried to sign me yet? :shifty:

Caliban to attend "Mental agility" training

GRcade Pirates central defender Caliban is to undergo a specialised set of training activities to increase his concentration during vital games.

The Pirates star, 12 inches, has admitted that he sometimes loses focus during crunch matches when he "thinks of something funny" or "sees a balloon in the crowd". These lapses occasionally cost the Pirates dear as they struggled for survival last season.

At a press conference called by his agent, the player once described by manager Cuttooth (himself a figure of controversy this week due to getting drunk after a defeat to Manchester City and defecating out of the window of a moving car) as "The team's best player" and "ruggedly handsome" said that he had some ground to make up.

"The rest of the team and the supporters deserve better," the star said. "I know I can improve in this area and become beneficial to..." the player continued, before abruptly standing up and walking out without noticing.

Caliban, yesterday

Amazing.

Last edited by Cuttooth on Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.

31/8 - Hank Scorpio set up a goal in England U19s' 3-1 win over Bulgaria
- Unfortunately man-eater chimp broke his wrist in the same match and is out for 3 weeks

1/9 - Corazon de Leon wins August Young Player of the Month with man-eater chimp coming second and Danny Welbeck third
- Team Stats

- The Cosmo Report: Since joining Lyon, Cosmo has made one start and one substitute appearance and has yet to do anything worthwhile

Good thing I wasn't sold now.

Highest average rating in the squad btw. 8-)

Cosmong update!

EDIT: oh :cry:

Cosmo wrote:Cosmong update!

EDIT: oh

Lyon have been drawn against Chelsea, Zenit, and Basel in the Champions League Group Stage. It's time for Cosmo to shine in Europe.

Wiggles wrote:Good thing I wasn't sold now.

Highest average rating in the squad btw.

Yeah, I had that last season. Didn't mean gooseberry fool to coach Cun... Cutty.

Chelsea want Kanbei? :cry:

Latest Twitter update;

http://twitter.com/#!/StuBrandom/status ... 8088189952

5/9 -

- Hank Scorpio gets another assist in England U19s' 4-1 victory over Wales

6/9 - Count Nood breaks down in training after sustaining a damaged achilles tendon and is out of action for around 2 months
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Count Nood hit it forward to Zenigame

Wiggles wrote:Good thing I wasn't sold now.

Edit: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Cuttooth wrote:6/9 - Count Nood breaks down in training after sustaining a damaged achilles tendon and is out of action for around 2 months

Cuttooth wrote:6/9 - Count Nood breaks down in training after sustaining a damaged achilles tendon and is out of action for around 2 months

LOL

ave I made any more appearances for the Germany U21s yet?

Cosmo wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:6/9 - Count Nood breaks down in training after sustaining a damaged achilles tendon and is out of action for around 2 months

LOL

ave I made any more appearances for the Germany U21s yet?

I don't think so.

Cuttooth wrote:29/8 - Chelsea make an offer for Kanbei worth £14.75m. Head Moderator Steve intervenes and accepts the bid on the club's behalf

Caliban wrote:Steve

All on Roon now.

ahem

A promotion! Fourth worst striker!

Cuttooth wrote:6/9 - Count Nood breaks down in training after sustaining a damaged achilles tendon and is out of action for around 2 months

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

I've got 3 goals and 2 assists in 6 games and only have an average of 6.73? I must be playing crap :lol:

Hattrick for the U21s though 8-)

City had blatently bought the ref for that game. Never a sending off.

City

May as well put it on the next page.

GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

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