Friday Night with Jonathan Ross...

Not a big fan of Woss, but some of the ladeez he gets on there are stunning.

Gwyneth Paltrow for example *drools*

Cuban Pete wrote:
F-Heonix wrote:
Mind Crime wrote:
Phatman wrote:
F-Heonix wrote:
jamcc wrote:*Forum_geek"would_not_do_her".gif*

I think it's more for the fact he prefers the poo shaft than the piss chute

Is it normal to like the piss chute?

Absolutely not . I think F-Heonix has been putting it in the wrong hole all this time!

Just to clarify I mean the lady piss chute, that again is the lady piss chute

Oh another note I pretty sure there is name for that, like turtle necking or something

I think the word is impossible.

How did a topic about Johnathan Ross turn to this? :lol:

Because you stick your penis in strange places

This is all Hexx's thought!

....

Wait, this is digging me deeper.... I like Kelly Brook!

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F-Heonix wrote:
jamcc wrote:*Forum_geek"would_not_do_her".gif*

I think it's more for the fact he prefers the poo shaft than the piss chute

Wait what? :shock:

WTF are you doing FH!

:lol:

I thought the aim was the middle hole, with a backdoor entrance sometimes?

So anyway, the best thing about GRcade. I think it's the the large logo to the top left that brings you back to the board index page. It's very handy having all that space to rollover. Takes the pressure off having to focus and concentrate in order to click the text link, like on other sites, such as on the old Gamesradar for example.

PostRe: Friday Night with Jonathan Ross... by JV » Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:43 pm

Hang on, Heonix does ladies up the pisser? Painful.

JV wrote:Hang on, Heonix does ladies up the pisser? Painful.

I think we should nick-name him "pencil penis".

PostRe: Friday Night with Jonathan Ross... by JV » Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:46 pm

I think you'd struggle to get even a pencil up there. Well, with most gals anyway.

Cuban Pete wrote:
Hexx wrote:
JV wrote:Hang on, Heonix does ladies up the pisser? Painful.

I think we should nick-name him "pencil penis".

Spaghetti penis maybe!

What have I done

I guess this is how legends are made. Tha's all I have left :lol:

Kelly Brook is single?!

Gotta get my groove on... She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

PostRe: Friday Night with Jonathan Ross... by KK » Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:12 pm

Igor wrote:Kelly Brook is single?!

Gotta get my groove on... She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

Not according to today's Sun, she isn't. Dating some rugby player who bedded 'Larissa Summers'. She used to be a man.

KKLEIN wrote:
Igor wrote:Kelly Brook is single?!

Gotta get my groove on... She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

Not according to today's Sun, she isn't. Dating some rugby player who bedded 'Larissa Summers'. She used to be a man.

Wow, where do I start? Okay, I'll try here: I didn't know who Larissa Summers was, so I did a Google search and seems 'she's' a pretty typical fake-boobed glamour model. But I wasnted to see in writing that she was a man and how 'she' talked about it (a glamour model openly admitting to formerly being a man would be pretty odd/ unique, I though), so I went to 'her' website and she said something about rumours not being true yada, yada.. So I went to this page:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071204073740AAHcb6J

And seems she was a man, but the comments people have made on that page are the most :fp:

-worthy I've ever seen! They're trying to say that the fact that she has had a sex change means she is no different to any other woman...

e.g.

Cathryn (a strawberry floating numpty, obviously) wrote:Appears she is a transsexual woman which means she was never actually a guy.........I wish people would finally "get" this. This "used to be a guy" crap is pure and simple prejudice.

And we come back 'round to the beginning - I don't know where to start... :fp:

So they lied on national television that she was single?

I got my good suit out (the one with the shorts), shaved my toes, and gelled back my hair for nothing?! Bullshit! Who knew celebrities lied on TV? Next you'll all be telling me that Eva Longoria doesn't actually dye her own hair...

Was Jonathan Ross on something when they filmed tonight's ep?

Memento Mori wrote:Was Jonathan Ross on something when they filmed tonight's ep?

I think he overdosed on his retard pills.

Sarah Silverman has great knockers...

Wierd outfit though..

Good ep, shame Razorlight has to ruin it.

Not as good as I thought it was going to be tonight but still very watchable.

Sarah Silverman is great though, I'll have to check that dvd out.

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Yeah, really good tonight even if Gordon Ramsay was just doing the same thing he and all cooks do when they go on the show. Sarah Silverman was actually very funny - surprising as I was led to believe otherwise. Plus, she has tits anyone would be happy to defecate.

Turned off when Razorlight started trying to make music.

Edit: Freeman :lol:

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