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November 7th, Sky Box Office
http://www.skysports.com/haye

7ft 2in Nikolay Valuev will defend his WBA Heavyweight title against 6ft 2in challenger David "The Hayemaker" Haye.









As much as I like David Haye, I just can't see him knocking this monolith out.

Anyone else interested in this freak-show?

How is this possible? Don't the atheletic commisions ban between-class fighting in boxing?

Edit: Actually, are they both heavyweights?

He is strawberry floating hairy.

Thus he's bound to win. He's got testosterone coming out of his ears.

Man, Timble looks pissed.

That guy clearly needs a back wax.

Eeeeeugh.

Balloon Sod wrote:How is this possible? Don't the atheletic commisions ban between-class fighting in boxing?

Edit: Actually, are they both heavyweights?

Yeh they are both Heavyweights, Valuev just eats his spinach

I wondered how Timble was getting on.

EDIT: GODDAMN YOU MELATONIN!

That's bloody ridiculous.

Wikipedia wrote:Haye confirmed that he will meet the current WBA champion Nikolay Valuev on 7 November in the Nuremberg Arena, Nuremberg, Germany which Sky are billing as David and Goliath.[8] Apparently showing no fear of his 7 foot 2 opponent, Haye said: ""He is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I have watched Lord of the Rings and films with strange looking people, but for a human being to look like he does is pretty shocking."

And yeh, he's a heavyweight.

melatonin wrote:Man, Timble looks pissed.

!

It really is Timbo!

David Haye wrote:"David only needed a slingshot and a stone to flatten Goliath, and I'm convinced my right hand generates more power than a stone"

F = ma, fool.

Not to mention the stone wasn't a padded glove.


You're strawberry floated.

It will just be really interesting to see if Haye, who is obviously more mobile, will have any defence when the inevitable hammerblow comes from ABOVE his own head and crashes down on his skull. It's going to be immense!

A real speed vs power battle, although I'm sure if Haye could connect a punch then he'd probably do some major damage himself

We have a topic for things like this

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Sorry Heonix, but for a one off freak fight surely this deserves it's own thread, if just for the pictures of Valuev alone!

It's like Rocky vs Ivan Drago.

Except it isn't really.

I like David Haye, but I can't see Valuev getting beat.

I would even go as far to say that it wouldn't be good Valuev for money to order it on box office.

Preezy wrote::fp: Sorry Heonix, but for a one off freak fight surely this deserves it's own thread, if just for the pictures of Valuev alone!

Is that his missus?

She must hate the dick.

abcd wrote:I would even go as far to say that it wouldn't be good Valuev for money to order it on box office.

Comedian are we?

it would appear that I added an extra v by mistake.

Sorry

LewisD wrote:Is that his missus?

She must hate the dick.

It must look like a 3rd leg

He could actually snap her in two.

Haye seemed like a decent guy when he was on Soccer AM a few weeks back.
I hope he pulls through, but I don't see it happening.