The X Factor Official Topic - - Joe!

jamcc wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Dermot: John and Edward
Simon:

They'll stay in because they piss off Simon Cowell so much

I want them to stay in. They're sort of like a new, not-quite-as-hatable duo of Ray Quinns.

The missus and I strawberry floating despise them. In the second round they proper strawberry floated some girls over to get through, and they both need a strawberry floating dry slap. Ray Quinn, poncey as he is, seems like a much nicer bloke than those two.

jamcc wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Dermot: John and Edward
Simon:

They'll stay in because they piss off Simon Cowell so much

I want them to stay in. They're sort of like a new, not-quite-as-hatable duo of Ray Quinns.

What the strawberry float is wrong with you?

JD05 wrote:

DAT ASS!

Dem asses.

Shame they be gone.

JD05 wrote:

Danni FTW

Alvin Flummux wrote:
Pacman wrote:I'd rather do Danni than Kyle but only because that other one had cancer.

that scottish kid with the strawberry floated up eyebrow and rubbish hat really irritates me, I hope he goes soonish.

also:

I reckon Danni gives a great handjob.
I'd love a handjob from her :wub:

I love the british public though.
The first show: "Get rid of the hot strippers!"

:fp:

LewisD wrote:I reckon Danni gives a great handjob.
I'd love a handjob from her

I love the british public though.
The first show: "Get rid of the hot strippers!"

How about a footjob instead Lew? You, say, like the sound of that? What's that, with her wearing ankle socks? Yeah!

You sicken me.

LewisD wrote:I reckon Danni gives a great handjob.
I'd love a handjob from her

I love the british public though.
The first show: "Get rid of the hot strippers!"

The vast majority of the viewers are jealous women, I'm not surprised they went :fp:

Maurice Merleau-Ponty wrote:
LewisD wrote:I reckon Danni gives a great handjob.
I'd love a handjob from her

I love the british public though.
The first show: "Get rid of the hot strippers!"

How about a footjob instead Lew? You, say, like the sound of that? What's that, with her wearing ankle socks? Yeah!

You sicken me.

Nah, not into footjobs actually. :lol:

Handjob with her in ankle socks would be awesome though.

J-Preezy wrote:

:jizz:

Those 'hot strippers' also happened to be terrible singers.

Best orgasm of my life was from a hand job 8-)

Wait a sec, I seem to remember Dannii going out with Lewis Hamilton.. Major ewww.

Were those girls even that nice? I didn't think much of them at all. The one on the right had epic thighs though, but that's about it.

The blonde had nice tits... That's all I noticed.

CosmoKramer wrote:The blonde had nice tits... That's all I noticed.

And hot lingerie and ankle socks:

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