Britain's Got Talent - IT'S FINISHED, ITV1

Mommy wrote:

Igor wrote:Flawless may be technically better dancers, but they're boring. The first 10 seconds of their routine was interesting, but then it was like, 'Wow, sure these guys can obviously dance, but.. It's dull'. Diversity are leagues ahead in that respect. Quite how anyone could confuse that kid with the afro with a girl, I don't know.

What we need is a dance off between the two groups with 'Let's see you dance sucka, you got nothing on me!' playing in the background.

Saxamaphone? Sure he's a great sax player.. Should he be on a TV variety talent show? I don't think so.

Final thought, any straight male that wouldn't slam Amanda six ways from Sunday is infact, a homosexual.

I thought the lad was a girl, honestly. And also I wouldn't go anywhere near Holden with my willy. She's not my type by any stretch of the imagination and to shag her would be seen to endorse her false life. I could cover her in enough paste to wallpaper the Albert Hall though.

I haven't really been watching this series but i watched the end of the final and i thought right up until one minute ago when i read the above comment that the kid with the afro was a girl. I'm honestly shocked that it is a boy.

I don't know how much of the routine Flawless did was new or old but, I have just seen two performances from Diversity in 2007 and 2008 and a lot of what they have done over the BTG shows was taken from those performances. So it was not as fresh as implied. Still good though and the buzzer bit was obviously added to the routine.

Diversity are awesome. I wanted them to win from their first audition. The choreographer is, quite frankly, a genius, and I honestly think they're going on to make lots of money.

The little details in the routine on the last page are amazing, right down to the 'X' signs the back dancers make with their arms when they press do the BGT skit. Really clever.

Oh, and the way the afro kid lands right on the final beat of the routine is pure strawberry floating cool. Makes me want to be able to do that.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8076413.stm

St Stephen of Morrissey wrote:Fame, Fame, fatal Fame,
It can play hideous tricks on the brain...

registor wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8076413.stm

A middle-aged woman is ill. Hilarious.

MCN wrote:

registor wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8076413.stm

A middle-aged woman is ill. Hilarious.

She's sick that she lost the 100grand you mean?.

registor wrote:

MCN wrote:

registor wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8076413.stm

A middle-aged woman is ill. Hilarious.

She's sick that she lost the 100grand you mean?.

Or she's exhausted because she's 48, not the fittest person in the world, and has had an extremely busy week rehearsing for the semi-final, then the final, whilst also getting her face known.

Of course, she's famous, so we can laugh at her, right? strawberry floating pathetic.

MCN wrote:

registor wrote:

MCN wrote:

registor wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8076413.stm

A middle-aged woman is ill. Hilarious.

She's sick that she lost the 100grand you mean?.

Or she's exhausted because she's 48, not the fittest person in the world, and has had an extremely busy week rehearsing for the semi-final, then the final, whilst also getting her face known.

Of course, she's famous, so we can laugh at her, right? ******* pathetic.

Yes.
Break it down to what she actually did, she sang. Twice. Mr Jones who puts in a 15 hour shift doesn't go to "rehab" does he. Only in the celebrity world could this happen. It's ridiculous. She's just gutted she lost.

registor wrote:Break it down to what she actually did, she sang. Twice. Mr Jones who puts in a 15 hour shift doesn't go to "rehab" does he. Only in the celebrity world could this happen. It's ridiculous. She's just gutted she lost.

Yes, that's all she did. She didn't rehearse or anything. She didn't travel to publicity events. And Mr. Jones is probably now an alcoholic and a depressive, and has considered taking his own life. You're jealous that she's righer and more famous than you. That's all this comes down to.

MCN wrote:

registor wrote:Break it down to what she actually did, she sang. Twice. Mr Jones who puts in a 15 hour shift doesn't go to "rehab" does he. Only in the celebrity world could this happen. It's ridiculous. She's just gutted she lost.

Yes, that's all she did. She didn't rehearse or anything. She didn't travel to publicity events. And Mr. Jones is probably now an alcoholic and a depressive, and has considered taking his own life. You're jealous that she's righer and more famous than you. That's all this comes down to.

Be realistic, how much more tiring is singing and sitting on a bus compared to a proper days work?. Lmao, you can't rewrite my own characters, though everyone must have a release, there are plenty of people in this country who work long shifts without alcohol. I'm jealous that she's righer?. Assuming you mean richer, no i am not. I am 22, i have youth on my side , can't buy that.
What it comes down to is i find that story strawberry floating hilarious .

Every time Diversity or Flawless came on I couldn't stop laughing. The music sounded like it was being played by a 12 year-old who had just got his first decks, and had found a job being a Pass-the-parcel DJ at kids' parties.

Glitch-hop for idiotholes with ADD.

We're all glad to see you back G-M, but don't think you can waltz in here insulting the nation's favourite new urban dance collective with that Brookeresque rhetoric of yours just because you're grumpy that Susan Boyle didn't win.

I wanted 2 Grand to win. Hope to see more of them in, ooh, around 4 or 5 years. Eh? EH?

registor wrote:

MCN wrote:

registor wrote:Break it down to what she actually did, she sang. Twice. Mr Jones who puts in a 15 hour shift doesn't go to "rehab" does he. Only in the celebrity world could this happen. It's ridiculous. She's just gutted she lost.

Yes, that's all she did. She didn't rehearse or anything. She didn't travel to publicity events. And Mr. Jones is probably now an alcoholic and a depressive, and has considered taking his own life. You're jealous that she's righer and more famous than you. That's all this comes down to.

Be realistic, how much more tiring is singing and sitting on a bus compared to a proper days work?. Lmao, you can't rewrite my own characters, though everyone must have a release, there are plenty of people in this country who work long shifts without alcohol. I'm jealous that she's righer?. Assuming you mean richer, no i am not. I am 22, i have youth on my side , can't buy that.
What it comes down to is i find that story strawberry floating hilarious .

She's obviously been deprived of things in life, and had a quite plain existence it seems. After appearing on BGT she shot to massive fame, being on TV all around the world and being mocked by people in interviews that she was actually taking part in. Photographers were trying to take photos of her at many opportunities, for articles to go in newspapers and online about how she's changed her hair or something else miniscule. It must be a very shocking thing to happen to her, and it seems she wasn't prepared. It does seem a bit weird that she became ill, but I've not been in the same situation.

It took me ages to decide whether I liked Diversity or Flawless better. They've both got brilliant, creative ideas (I loved the simplicity but genius that was the leg-microphone in Flawless' piece). For stand-out impressiveness, Diversity just about pipped them with things like the Transformers and the BGT vote bit.

And whoever it was who mentioned about them taking from previous works - it doesn't really matter, does it? The majority of artists or acts, no matter how old or new, usually look back and take older ideas and reuse or modify them. Just leaving stuff in the past would be stupid. Plus, the final is a chance for them to show their best ideas - if those ideas came before the BGT final, so be it, they still created it!

I for one, am glad that Gordon Brown found the time in his schedule to contact Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan in order to check on Susan Boyle's condition, and to send her his best wishes whilst on GMTV.

Didn't vote for her though.. What a banana split.

Igor wrote:I for one, am glad that Gordon Brown found the time in his schedule to contact Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan in order to check on Susan Boyle's condition, and to send her his best wishes whilst on GMTV.

Didn't vote for her though.. What a banana split.

Pfft, what does Gordon Brown know about majority votes? He's never been up against one.

Igor wrote:Didn't vote for her though.. What a banana split.

Why is she a banana split?

Prototype wrote:

Igor wrote:Didn't vote for her though.. What a banana split.

Why is she a banana split?

I meant Gordon Brown is the banana split. He pretended to care about her well being, but didn't vote for her. So, you know, he's a banana split.