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Starship Troopers 3.

So fantastically gooseberry fool it even has a song.

Boss ******

The full movie of Troll 2 is on YouTube, I've not seen it but Troll was strawberry floating awesome and gooseberry fool scary when I was a kid.



Also this site has loads of reviews, clips and audio from bad movies

http://www.badmovies.org/

and loads of great Godzilla movies.

puppetBoy wrote:

Loire wrote:

Wiggles wrote:

We thought it'd be a good laugh to get drunk and laugh at this film. It wasn't. The memory of watching it still haunts me to this day.

Oh my God!

Wow.

The worst part is, I can really see myself watching this.

Now that looks ****. Cohen bros' TVM.

Ninja Terminator rocks though,I really wanted one of those camo ninja suits.

Recent ****

Attack Force(S. Segal)
St. Trinnians
Saw 3
What's The Worst That Could Happen (Martin Lawrence and Danny Deveto could star in the ******** I've seen for years.)

Henke wrote:Boss ******

You see to be confused. This is the AWFUL films thread, not the AMAZE films thread.

puppetBoy wrote:
Here's a scene from Frogs.

I hated that film so much, that when HMV wouldn't allow me to return it, I posted it along with a note of apology through a random letterbox. I simply couldn't bear to look at it anymore. Awful.

Well you've gone and ruined the film now, I didn't want to see how it ended.
Who knew that the secret to the FROG's killing power was to make their victims so upset that they literally drop dead.

DaLax wrote:Well you've gone and ruined the film now, I didn't want to see how it ended.
Who knew that the secret to the FROG's killing power was to make their victims so upset that they literally drop dead.

Hehe, I apologize unreservedly.

I'm certain I've done you a favour - that's probably the best part of the film. Now you don't have to watch it at all!

Slugs:

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians:


I also tried to find a clip of "The Computer Kid" but I couldn't so you'll have to trust me.

I just wanted to post ******.

I Spit On Your Grave. Disturbingly horrible.

Dangerblade wrote:Watch Zone Horror in the early hours. The most awful gooseberry fool imaginable on there. I don't remember any names though.

There are some incredible films on here. Do not flick onto it late at night as you'll end up staying up all night, with your face stuck in slack jawed amazement! It looks so old, it looks so terrible.....wait, it was made in 2008!?!

One the other week had a female prison where the lady used some bad luck doll that crawled into her head while asleep, and then would be poking out of her forehead as she did evil things. Just remembered, it's called "Dangerous Worry Dolls". Watch out for the random bit with the prison guard who turns out to a transsexual and she attacks him with a dildo

They really are so bad they're good!

Actually, Die Another Day and Quantum of Solace genuinely should be in this list. Rubbish.

Maybe Moonraker too.

I think one or two people are having trouble telling the difference between "Awful" and "Not as good as other films in the series".

gooseberry fool gooseberry fool shitting gooseberry fool. They had Ninja Terminator in Woolworths when it was closing down, £1. Why didn't I get it.

MCN wrote:I think one or two people are having trouble telling the difference between "Awful" and "Not as good as other films in the series".

I stand by my statement. Well, certainly in regards to Die Another Day anyway - Rosamund Pike was the only acceptable thing about that movie.

Space Mutiny was really fun, because it's so gooseberry fool it hurts.

My mates sat all the way through Black Devil Doll and Manos; they are suckers for punishment.

Earthstorm was absolute gooseberry fool, as was another film (with that now-fat strawberry float from The Usual Suspects). The story was that this man was a normal, average welder. Then the moon turned out to be made of metal. So NASA sent him up there to essentially weld the moon.

The Killer Eye is 90 minutes worth of a giant eye frigging people with its optic nerve. I had a confusion boner.

puppetBoy wrote:

MCN wrote:I think one or two people are having trouble telling the difference between "Awful" and "Not as good as other films in the series".

I stand by my statement. Well, certainly in regards to Die Another Day anyway - Rosamund Pike was the only acceptable thing about that movie.

Agreed, she's lovely.

~Earl Grey~ wrote:Santa Claus Conquers The Martians:

That was another good MST3K episode, when the "bear" comes and attacks them.

~Earl Grey~ wrote:Santa Claus Conquers The Martians:


I also tried to find a clip of "The Computer Kid" but I couldn't so you'll have to trust me.

I love that evil martian. The way he's so pleased with himself...