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by The People's ElboReformat » Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:43 am




This trailer makes the film look not completely gooseberry fool.


Though I do remember laughing at some moments during that film. But hating it at the same time. You know how sometimes you are in pain and start laughing, as some kind of way to reduce the pain perhaps, it was like that.

The can't find the scene I remember making me laugh though.

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by tomvek » Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:44 am

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It's great, he gets a toy a car as well.

I've always wanted to see this!

You've now made me order the Dvd by posting that :twisted: :D

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by G-Rat » Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:48 am

Film called "Hack" if anyone's heard of it.

We weren't sure whether this film was trying to be serious or not, but one way or another it's acquired the genres of Horror and Comedy at the same time.

That, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. God that was gooseberry fool.

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by Antwon » Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:04 am

Sweeney strawberry floating Todd.

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by Rightey » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:04 am

Jet was incredibly gooseberry fool. But for some reason nothing made me angrier then Burn After Reading, I was so glad that my friend noticed a pin stripe line across the corner of the screen the entire movie so we were able to get our money back.

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by Count Nood » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:06 am

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Burn After Reading was great.

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by Emily_Belle » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:21 am

THE USUAL SUSPECTS

Wow, ive never seen anything like that before! ;)

#22 on IMDB :S

I know some films which are gooseberry fool get on there cos they are groundbreaking at the time, (like Star Wars in 1977 or LOTR3 in 200X) but this was a normal film, with stock characters, and a not really a groundbreaking story.

ideas?

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by Rightey » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:48 am

Phoenix Tennant wrote::|

Burn After Reading was great.


It was literally the worst movie I have ever seen, it actually made me angry.

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PostRe: Awful Films
by Trinity » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:35 am

That Turkish rambo is awesome. He found a rocket launcher with infinite ammo!

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PostRe: Awful Films
by Lotus » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:39 am

Broken Flowers

The Weatherman

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by Tragic Magic » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:49 am

Heat

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by Tragic Magic » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:52 am



:lol:

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by Carlos » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:02 am

Dreamcatcher: my gf at the time dragged me along because I wanted to watch 'flight of the osiris' at the beginning and I walked out of the actual film halfway through.

Nightwatch: The ONLY DVD ive ever turned off after 5 minutes and took back to blockbuster. Utter utter tosh.

(more recently) Push: The trailer seemed to show every action scene in the film, which amounts to about 3 minutes. A cheap rip-off of heroes. I expect superheroes in films to actually use their powers.

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by Hero of Canton » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:16 am

Carlos wrote:Dreamcatcher


That's gotta be up there, although I found it hysterical. It's like Congo; it's bad, but I love it because it's SO bad it's perversely enjoyable.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, though - there's only one film I've sat down to watch and actually had to turn off because I disliked it so much, and that's Affliction. I'm sure it won a couple of acting Oscars, too, but Christ, it's almost unwatchably tedious. It appears to consist entirely of people mumbling incoherently or yelling at each other.

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PostRe: Awful Films
by Nibble » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:19 am

Wanted is probably the most despicably bad film I've seen recently.

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by Peter Crisp » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:36 am

For me it's got to be The Dungeons & Dragons Film as I had waited years and they not only failed to use any of the dozens of great novels to base a story on but also didn't even get the basic spells right for the Mage :x . It took all my dreams and took a huge great big steaming dump on them :cry: .
Some of the novels are truly excellent and written by some fantastic authors so how they managed to screw it up so badly is beyond me.

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PostRe: Awful Films
by Octoroc » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:38 am



Possibly the longest 98 minutes of your life you'll ever spend.

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PostRe: Awful Films
by Zartan » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:47 am

Lenoard Part 6. It's so bad Bill Cosby paid for it to be recalled, one of my friends found a copy once in a second hand video shop, it was pretty much unwatchable.

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by Scotticus Erroticus » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:58 am

Batman and Robin
Batman Forever
Pearl Harbour

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PostRe: Awful Films
by DaLax » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:47 am

Emily_Belle wrote:THE USUAL SUSPECTS

Wow, ive never seen anything like that before! ;)

#22 on IMDB :S

I know some films which are gooseberry fool get on there cos they are groundbreaking at the time, (like Star Wars in 1977 or LOTR3 in 200X) but this was a normal film, with stock characters, and a not really a groundbreaking story.

ideas?


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For me, it has to be Mr & Mrs Smith. Or possibly Wanted. Or Tomb Raider 2.

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