GRcade

Drunken_Master wrote:Second only to Commando, in the action gay fantasy genre.

Ruthless reviews wrote:Homoeroticism:

Unchartable. Unprecedented. Unfathomable. Undeniable. Off the frigging scale, man. Aside from Carl Weathers’ constant Playgirl centerfold posing and Arnold’s overexposed (and oily) 24″ arms, the very first line of dialogue spoken comes from a man who tells Schwarzenegger, “You’re looking good, Dutch.” I haven’t seen this many half-naked men since my high school football team pussy-footed around in the showers. Dutch (Arnold) and Dillon (Carl) greet each other by arm wrasslin’, so as they get to hold hands for like forty-five seconds. At one point after a shouting match, Dutch (white) glares at Carl (black), then sticks a stogie in his mouth. Not to countermand Freud too much, but sometimes, Sigmund, a cigar is a big black phallus. At another point, Jesse Ventura is trying to get his compatriots to chew tobacco. When they refuse he bellows, “Bunch of slack-jawed ******* around here! This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!” Notice, he called them fags first and THEN wanted to increase their sexual prowess. I first saw this movie sixteen years ago. I still have blue balls.

J-Preezy wrote:Hey Billy, I was talking to my girlfriend and I said "I'd like a little pussy", and she says "me too, mine's as big as a house!"

LewisD wrote:Jeez, you got a big pussy!
Jeez, you got a big pussy!

J-Preezy wrote:

LewisD wrote:Jeez, you got a big pussy!
Jeez, you got a big pussy!

Why'd you say it twice?

LewisD wrote:

J-Preezy wrote:

LewisD wrote:Jeez, you got a big pussy!
Jeez, you got a big pussy!

Why'd you say it twice?

I Didn't!

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.... Y'see, it was because of the echo.




The echo..

Cuttooth wrote:Good action romp.