100% Pure Predator
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:48 pm
We move. 5 metre spread. No sound.
Get to dah choppah
etc, etc, etc
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Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:49 pm
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:53 pm
Second only to Commando, in the action gay fantasy genre.
Ruthless reviews wrote:Homoeroticism:
Unchartable. Unprecedented. Unfathomable. Undeniable. Off the frigging scale, man. Aside from Carl Weathers’ constant Playgirl centerfold posing and Arnold’s overexposed (and oily) 24″ arms, the very first line of dialogue spoken comes from a man who tells Schwarzenegger, “You’re looking good, Dutch.” I haven’t seen this many half-naked men since my high school football team pussy-footed around in the showers. Dutch (Arnold) and Dillon (Carl) greet each other by arm wrasslin’, so as they get to hold hands for like forty-five seconds. At one point after a shouting match, Dutch (white) glares at Carl (black), then sticks a stogie in his mouth. Not to countermand Freud too much, but sometimes, Sigmund, a cigar is a big black phallus. At another point, Jesse Ventura is trying to get his compatriots to chew tobacco. When they refuse he bellows, “Bunch of slack-jawed ******* around here! This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!” Notice, he called them fags first and THEN wanted to increase their sexual prowess. I first saw this movie sixteen years ago. I still have blue balls.
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:53 pm
You're ghostin' us mummy strawberry floater, I don't care who you are back in the world, give away our position one more time an' I'll bleed you, real quiet, leave ya' here, y'got that?
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:57 pm
What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:59 pm
strawberry floating voodoo magic, man
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:00 pm
I never knew how much I missed this, Mocky!
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:03 pm
Bullshit Billy! you ain't scared of no man.
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:05 pm
Come on in, you strawberry floaters. Come on in. Ol' Painless is waitin'.
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:06 pm
LewisD wrote:I never knew how much I missed this, Mocky!
What happened to you, Lewis? You used to be someone I could trust.
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:44 pm
I aint got time to bleed
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:58 pm
IronHide wrote:Bullshit Billy! you ain't scared of no man.
There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:03 pm
"Imma shoot into the jungle". Other dudes come up. "Oh gooseberry fool. Lets also fire into this jungle, guys". "Hells yeah". BLAM BLAM BLAM. "Oh I are gonna fire some grenades too". Boom . "Yo, what we shooting at?". "Less talk more shooting". And then up swaggers Carl Weathers and that chick (who'd get it) "Oh gooseberry fool yeah, we're shooting at the trees. Yo bitch sit down". PEW PEW PEW. "Yeah, die trees. strawberry float yeah!"
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:04 pm
ItsNotLupus wrote:I aint got time to bleed
Wish the missus had that kinda attitude, when she's on her period.
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:07 pm
Good action romp.
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:08 pm
So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meatgrinder?
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:08 pm
Drunken_Master wrote:ItsNotLupus wrote:I aint got time to bleed
Wish the missus had that kinda attitude, when she's on her period.
Surely the 'when she's on her period' bit is redundant, robbing the initial comment of all its zing?
Analysing throwaway comments on the internet, it's what I do best.
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:12 pm
thousand yard stare wrote:Drunken_Master wrote:ItsNotLupus wrote:I aint got time to bleed
Wish the missus had that kinda attitude, when she's on her period.
Surely the 'when she's on her period' bit is redundant, robbing the initial comment of all its zing?
Analysing throwaway comments on the internet, it's what I do best.
Lots of virgins, had to make it painfully obvious what I was getting at.
Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:15 pm
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Re: 100% Pure Predator Appreciation Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:15 pm
Man, and I thought you were getting politically correct and were worried Cal would think you were advocating wife beating.
Er, Stick around.
Er, Stick around.