100% Pure Predator

[Saint of Killers]

Not safe for work.

Long Tall Sally, she built sweet, she got everything, that Uncle John need. Aw baby, I'm gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun.

[chalkitdown]

Second only to Commando, in the action gay fantasy genre.

Homoeroticism:

Unchartable. Unprecedented. Unfathomable. Undeniable. Off the frigging scale, man. Aside from Carl Weathers’ constant Playgirl centerfold posing and Arnold’s overexposed (and oily) 24″ arms, the very first line of dialogue spoken comes from a man who tells Schwarzenegger, “You’re looking good, Dutch.” I haven’t seen this many half-naked men since my high school football team pussy-footed around in the showers. Dutch (Arnold) and Dillon (Carl) greet each other by arm wrasslin’, so as they get to hold hands for like forty-five seconds. At one point after a shouting match, Dutch (white) glares at Carl (black), then sticks a stogie in his mouth. Not to countermand Freud too much, but sometimes, Sigmund, a cigar is a big black phallus. At another point, Jesse Ventura is trying to get his compatriots to chew tobacco. When they refuse he bellows, “Bunch of slack-jawed ******* around here! This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!” Notice, he called them fags first and THEN wanted to increase their sexual prowess. I first saw this movie sixteen years ago. I still have blue balls.

Ruthless Reviews. Brilliant site.

[Preezy]

Hey Billy, I was talking to my girlfriend and I said "I'd like a little pussy", and she says "me too, mine's as big as a house!"



Poor Hawkins.

Best. Film. Ever.

[Jimmy Shedders]

What happened to you Mocky? You used to be some I could trust.

[Ironhide]

Hey Billy, I was talking to my girlfriend and I said "I'd like a little pussy", and she says "me too, mine's as big as a house!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[LewisD]

Jeez, you got a big pussy!
Jeez, you got a big pussy!

[Preezy]

Jeez, you got a big pussy!
Jeez, you got a big pussy!

Why'd you say it twice?

[vesp]

"This gooseberry fool'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaures rex, just like me!"

[LewisD]

Jeez, you got a big pussy!
Jeez, you got a big pussy!

Why'd you say it twice?

I Didn't!

.....






.... Y'see, it was because of the echo.




The echo..

[LewisD]

i love predator...

[Preezy]

Jeez, you got a big pussy!
Jeez, you got a big pussy!

Why'd you say it twice?

I Didn't!

.....






.... Y'see, it was because of the echo.




The echo..

EDIT: bloody hell Lewis give me a chance................. to tell you how great you are?

[LewisD]

What?

[chalkitdown]

[Preezy]

Predator > Everything

[Poncho]

[Ironhide]

If it bleeds we can kill it.

[DaLax]

Gah, was going to post the Predator Rap, but it seems it was taken down by Fox for copyright violation. What a bunch o' banana splits.

Sonofabitch is dug in like an Alabama tick

[vesp]

[Drumstick]

Good action romp.

Arnold's best film. Amazing.

[Mockmaster]